The “Wormburger” is a semi-realistic post-postmodern sculpture crafted in the early twenty-first century. This prophetic artwork depicts the global epidemic of the late thirty-second century know as “Ground Death Meat”, a mutated strain of the E. coli virus (O157:H8) combined with parasitic gut worms. A global virus that spread through ninety-two percent of the world’s supply of ground beef. The unknown artist used an assemblage technique combining rare miscellaneous objects that could only be found at Home Depot on the West coast. We may never know who this incredibly talented artist is, but their work is currently encased at the Post-Postmodern Museum of Wonders located somewhere in the Mojave desert.