Friday, March 4, 2011
Dumb and Ugly
While exploring the remains of the long extinct Newbergonians native territory, my crew and I came across the remains of their space crafts. At first we thought that it was just a mass of unknown remains but with a closer look, and some carbonating, it lead us to the conclusion that it was in fact an artifact from 2169 when the Newbergonians where in constant battle with the Smithmomnites, their close and futile rivals to the north. The Newbergonians where known to Smithmomnites as to be the dumbest and ugliest creatures on the planet, and they dedicated their existence to destroying them. The war ended in 2171 with the though to be complete ennialation of the land of Newberger. This tiny spacecraft is proof that some of the members did possible exist past the war, but sadly based off of the terrible craftsmanship and strange unnecessary pieces of the ship, the Smithmomnites where right by calling the Nerbergoinians the Dumbest and Ugliest in the entire Land.